You may know me as the writer of Midnight Lover or you may not. Truth be told, I don't really give a fuck. But if you don't know me, here's the basics: I'm known to choose to indulge in literature rather than sweets. I make choices on impulse and almost never think things through. But the thing that is most important for you to know about me is; I live for sarcasm.
So feel free to use my blog as a way to dwell into my life, and if you care to know more about this broken soul, venture on over to my ask box.
How about one about princess Imogen?
Fine.
Once upon a time, there was a princess named Imogen. Everyone loved Imogen because she was so quirky and different, but one day princess Imogen met a young brooding goth named Elliot, and he was so beautiful that everyone died.
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I’ve been so bored lately and tumblr hasn’t been helping. Someone entertain me.
I believe it’s my job to entertain you, no?
So then get to it, Goldsworthy ;)
Well, would you like another story, perhaps? ;p
That depends.
Will this be a nice story?
Yes. It’ll be a fantastic story about me and my good looks.
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I’ve been so bored lately and tumblr hasn’t been helping. Someone entertain me.
I believe it’s my job to entertain you, no?
So then get to it, Goldsworthy ;)
Well, would you like another story, perhaps? ;p
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I’ve been so bored lately and tumblr hasn’t been helping. Someone entertain me.
I believe it’s my job to entertain you, no?
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I lub maiself and mai cayne.
I can see that

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I lub maiself and mai cayne.
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Pimp walking with Gregory = best part of 11th grade.
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Fiona: Eli, I can only handle so much.
Eli: It will be okay.
Fiona: You promise?
Eli: Yes. Your beautiful.
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